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The Holy Crab: Dirty, Tasty, Fucking Awesome.

The Holy Crab, Bali, Indonesia / 14 марта 2017

I really hate food in Bali (99% is trash, Jimbaran is INFERNAL TRASH). These people just shouldn’t be allowed to grill. It is like making a straight guy watch gay porn (doesn’t apply to girls though:)))). Ok, but this place is beautiful indeed.

You sit down.

They wrap you up in an apron, and here you are a “woman-bag” from Arab countries.

Further. They cover the whole table with paper cloth…

… and off we go!

Everything in a heap: Mussels, potatos, lobster, sauce, crab, deep fried shrimps. A huge heap.

So you sort out this mess, you feed each other. I have to admit it is well cooked without over frying/ over drying. It comes hissing, half-alive.

You can spend a very cheerful and tasty night there. Make sure you take along your beloved ones. Otherwise, it would go up the spout.

The Holy Crab, Bali, Indonesia